Basically my own favorite tweets that I’ve pinned at one time or another. Here is their graveyard. Visit them, plz.
my new twitter bio pic.twitter.com/IsBmTmjHq6
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) July 2, 2016
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) March 15, 2016
"A strong America is what the entire world is begging for."
[extremely wikipedia voice] *citation needed #GOPDebate
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) March 11, 2016
🎶 oh yeah
take it easy, baby
make it last all night (make it last ALL NIGHT)
an AMERICAN squirrel 🎶
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) March 1, 2016
[narrowing down my list of potential mates]
• bicyclists who smoke while riding
• jellybean connoisseurs
• reformed slumlords
• lady popes
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) February 19, 2016
submitted without further comment pic.twitter.com/LuLfWfqpci
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) February 3, 2016
my insubordination is manifested largely in my willingness to reheat unpopped kernels in defiance of The Bag
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) January 19, 2016
in my bio I have the line: "robot torture is wrong." the origin of this Fundamental Belief comes from this scene: pic.twitter.com/e4pkdACmse
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) December 28, 2015
.@nra labeling those who want gun control as "anti-gun" is as absurd as labeling those who value automobile safety regulation as "anti-car"
— peaceful retweeter (@YouSoPunny) October 2, 2015
Making eye-contact with vapers on the street is the closest I'll ever get to being in a sci-fi movie.
— welp sayer (@YouSoPunny) June 16, 2015
i basically haven't written any books
— dominick guzzo (@YouSoPunny) August 1, 2012
Ate so much wasabi that the sinuses of some random dude in Japan just cleared up.
— dominick guzzo (@YouSoPunny) January 16, 2014
love too engage in weird twitter conventions. love too engage in weird twitter. love too engage in weird. love too engage. love, too. love.
— dominick guzzo (@YouSoPunny) May 5, 2015
Willem the Foe #VillainACelebrity
— lemur municipality (@YouSoPunny) March 21, 2015